Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Breaking news: Fox Is Conservative

Sources have confirmed what we've always known: Fox is in bed with the republicans. Fox has brown-nosed the republicans so much that the white house finally gave in and brought one of Fox's top commentators on board.

Tony Snow, known for his conservative rants, has accepted the press secretary job in Bush's team. This was all done in a shakeup to improve record low approval ratings for dubya. To that, I say, "good luck."

The conversation probably went something like this:

fox president: "Do you think the American public is on to us?"

dubya: "Well, as long as you say you're fair and balanced, they can't possibly think you're our pawn."

fox president: "Oh, good.. that Snow guy almost gives us away from time to time."

dubya: "Good point. Give him to me. Nobody will suspect anything when he goes on his conservative rants anymore."

fox president: "Deal."


Anonymous Brent O'Connor said...

Got to love them liberal conspiracy theories!

(Brent, rolls his eyes)

9:08 AM  

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